Happy Halloween!

Carve a pumpkin for your party...use the knife to make a closed shape...enjoy!





Tags: Flash, Halloween, pumpkin

Conan Obrien's Taurus

Funny, soooooo damn funny!



Tags: Video, Conan, obrien, Ford, Taurus, SHO

PS3的手柄解剖图

在网上看到一个论坛的牛人搞到了PS3的手柄而且拆开做了解剖 - 估计他们是从Asus的工厂偷来的吧?




Tags: PS3, Gamepad, BBS, Asus, Play Station

Dogs and their Halloween costume

More pictures after the jump...




























Tags: Dog, Halloween, Costume, Pictures

06论坛语录摘要

以下摘自文学城

1.辛苦了大半辈子，终于在北京郊区买了套房子，交款那天我流着泪用颤抖的手掏出手机准备告诉家里人，谁知开机画面却显示：河北移动欢迎您……（水木社区）

2.男人容易么？男人在外吃饭是为了给家里节粮，在外打牌是为了给家里节电，在外桑拿是为了给家里节水，在外睡觉是为了给家里节育！总之，男人们正在努力构建节约型社会……（水木社区）

3.银行收费时说：“这符合国际惯例！”服务时却说：“要考虑中国国情！”（SonicBBS）

4.婚姻是爱情的坟墓??如果没有房子，你连坟墓都进不去！

5.生活就像宋祖德的嘴，你永远都不知道下一个倒霉的会是谁~（天涯娱乐八卦chai2001）

6.很多女明星不红的原因是因为没有张开腿……

7.男人一生中貌似很痛苦实则很幸福的两件事??作爱，拉屎！（燕赵）

8.文思三千，不如胸脯四两……（天涯上海）

9.公司组织去黄山旅游，路过一个厕所时同事想进去小解一下，碰巧几个老外也跟着他一起进去了。我在外面还没等上半分钟，就见同事慌慌张张地跑出来。
　　"这么快就搞定？"
同事一脸哭丧像回答：“唉，实在是拿不出手啊！先避一避，先避一避……”（兵马俑）

10.好老师无论在哪张床上都能把你们带上天堂，不好的老师直接带你们去住总捅套房！（北大未名）

11.丈母娘当着我的面教训起她姑娘来："你摊上个懒的，自己就得勤快点！" （水木社区）

12.汕大女生:"不要指望中国男人能给你带来快感!"（郁金香）

汕大男生:"中国男人的JJ就好象是神州飞船，别看东西小，一下子就把你送上天！"（郁金香）

13.电视里看到骨瘦如柴的非洲难民，偶很心痛，奶奶却说："娃啊，你可千万别被现在的电视给骗了，他们会没钱吃饭？？那他们妈妈还带他们去烫发！"（水木社区）

14.马寅初曾斩钉截铁的跟毛主席讲："中国人口太多是因为农村晚上没电！"（北大未名）



Tags: 论坛, 笑话, 语录

Bush and "THE Google"

You know, been a Canadian and trying to tell my colleagues and friends that Canada is not a part of the U.S. is not an easy task. However, one of the best proofs is that the Canadians would never vote Bush to be the president (or the Prime Minister in the Canadian way). This, of course, is an argument that can never be proved, even by a brilliant applied mathematician. Every American I talked to around my living circle told me they did not vote for him. But just HOW did he became a president after all?! ? Election!

Regardless, this article clearly tells you how much knowledge “the president” has about the modern technology. During a recent interview with MSNBC, he was asked if he ever googled anybody on “the internets” (Apparently, Bush used this term a couple of years ago), and the reply was,

“Occasionally…One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see that. I forgot the name of the program, but you get the satellite and you can -- like, I kind of like to look at the ranch on Google, reminds me of where I want to be sometimes. Yeah, I do it some.”

Oh, and by the way, for those of you who write emails to him ? forget about it, as the Mr. President “don’t want to receive emails”,

"I tend not to e-mail…Not only tend not to e-mail, I don't e-mail, because of the different record requests that can happen to a president. I don't want to receive e-mails because, you know, there's no telling what somebody's e-mail may -- it would show up as, you know, a part of some kind of a story, and I wouldn't be able to say, 'Well, I didn't read the e-mail'. 'But I sent it to your address, how can you say you didn't?' So, in other words, I'm very cautious about e-mailing."

Wah, I’m soooo impressed! I guess I can safely assume that he will never read my Blog because he probably does not know what a "THE Blog" is!

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The Computer Revolution

Follow Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear to present the Computer Revolution...I love these videos...There are a total of 8 videos. 6 of them can be found after the jump.

Part 1


Part 2


Click here to see 6 more videos...


Part 3


Part 4


Part 5


Part 6


Part 7


Part 8




Tags: Video, Jeremy, Clarkson, TopGear, Computer, Revolution

How a Deutz Engine Works

This video shows how a Deutz Engine works in a computer animation...It is awesome!


Tags: YouTube, Deutz, Engine

The Creative Europeans - Nice Nissan Commercial

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大海

刚才看<<综艺大哥大>>, 碰到一个能够拔高调子的杨培安. 他唱了一首<<我的未来不是梦>>, 这让我想起了已故的艺人张雨生. 很小的时候就听过他的<<我的未来不是梦>>, 在大陆一炮打红. 后来的<<大海>>是我最喜欢的歌曲之一, 声音辽阔, 情感抒发的淋漓尽致. 当年在心情不好的时候回家躺在沙发上背对着电视, 忽然紊乱的思绪被电视里播放的MTV打断, 电视里对着大海呐喊的张雨生用嘹亮的歌声带走了心头的压抑. 我认为这首歌的歌词写得很好, 对我算是很大的鼓励...感兴趣的话就欣赏一下.



歌词在这里
大海-张雨生

从那遥远海边慢慢消失的你
本来模糊的脸竟然渐渐清晰
想要说些什麽又不知从何说起
只有把它放在心底

茫然走在海边看那潮来潮去
徒劳无功想把每朵浪花记清
想要说声爱你却被吹散在风里
猛然回头你在那里

如果大海能够唤回曾经的爱
就让我用一生等待
如果深情往事你已不再留恋
就让它随风飘远

如果大海能够带走我的哀愁
就像带走每条河流
所有受过的伤所有流过的泪
我的爱
请全部带走


Tags: Video, MTV, 张雨生, 大海