爆笑梦话精选:
一： 一同学减肥期间，夜半忽然喊：“我要吃红烧肉，我要吃红烧牛肉，我要吃红烧排骨！！！！” 我差点没从床上掉下来！
二： 我高中同学，军训时，夜半用手拂起自己的头发说：“完了完了，掉沟里了.....”
三： 我几乎每天都说梦话，最傻的一个是：“老婆，我不敢了...”更郁闷的是这在出差的时候被同房的同事听见了！
四： 看来军训是梦话的高发期。我门班上一同学军训时说梦话：“小姐请问你叫什么名字？”然后自己换了一女声说：“我叫小丽。”寝室众人当场就笑晕了！
五： 偶军训时，偶们住上下铺，一天晚上我偶值班，结果听见一同学说了一句：“向左转！”然后听见一声巨响，那个家伙从上铺掉了下来---
六： 一大学同学：“我登上月球了！！！CHINA！！！”--俨然一爱国人士！！！
七： 我同学有一次睡觉的时候说：“胖阿姨，来一份红烧大排，青菜底！”
八： 偶寝室的MM半夜起来吃里一口达克宁，说了句：“不好吃”就接着ZZZzzz 了！
九： 大学夜里忽然醒来，看到一人影，站在老三的床前晃来晃去。开灯！是隔壁寝室的老六，摸者我们老三的脑袋。嘴里在念叨：“瓜熟了，瓜熟了”。后来我们在也不忘记睡觉锁门了！
十： 半夜里一个比我大的同屋爬到我床上，那时我在看古龙的小说，我吓了一跳问她受了什么刺激了。她无限妩媚的把脑袋放在我的肩膀上，咂八着嘴说：“妈妈，我换牙了.....”
十一： 我一同学暴强，一天夜里磨牙完毕后，阴阴的笑了一声说：“我已经500年没吃人肉了....” 吓的我一夜不敢睡觉！
十二： 一次半夜看书，对面床的MM突然坐起，知勾勾的看了我十秒，点点头说：“恩....好。”我问：“你要干吗？”她哼了一声就睡下了。好怕怕的........
Friday, November 04, 2005
Apple - What A Difference Eight Years Can Make
You know, as much as I hate Apple for some reasons that I cannot say in public (Don't get me wrong, I do love some of Apple's products - I got a iPod Nano two weeks after it's on sale), I respect "Apple" as a brand name of success, "mystery", and legend - And, it is led by Steve Jobs
It only took eight years for this company to "transform" from an "Apple Computer Company" to a "Apple, The Consumer Electronics and 'Fashion' Company". It is a tremendous success, and no other things are better proofs than Apple's stock growth and financial statistics....All due respect!
It only took eight years for this company to "transform" from an "Apple Computer Company" to a "Apple, The Consumer Electronics and 'Fashion' Company". It is a tremendous success, and no other things are better proofs than Apple's stock growth and financial statistics....All due respect!
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Rate My Life Quiz - How Good Is Your Life?
I found a "Rate My Life Quiz" (How Good Is Your Life?), and I took it. I'd say the final score is lower than what I expected before taking the Quiz...Well, here is the results:
Your Life Analysis:
Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score leaves room for improvement. You can make changes to improve your trouble areas, and this will bring you greater satisfaction. Focus on your weakest points and set about to change them. Do not delay your happiness and success. (Read more on improving your life)
Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is not bad, but could be improved upon. Your mental health is not weak, but you are not achieving full mental clarity and function. Learn how to unclutter your mind. Keep learning, keep improving, continue moving forward.
Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. You have an excellent body score, which means you are incredibly focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Continue in that focus, and your body will remain healthy and strong.
Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. You seem to be lacking in spirit. Improve your score by refining your beliefs and searching for answers to philosophical questions. Consider new belief systems if your current beliefs are not rewarding you.
Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. You scored at the very low end for friends and family. This means that your social network is weak and not functioning. Consider re-establishing old bonds as you work on forging new ones. You will be greatly rewarded in return. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.
Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is fairly average. Things could be worse, and thankfully they aren't. But you must work to improve this area, turn an average score into a great score.
Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. You have a rather good financial score, which is not all that common these days. Keep doing what works. Avoid common pitfalls and save for the future. You will be glad you did.
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: |  6.3 |
| Mind: | 6.1 |
| Body: |  8.4 |
| Spirit: |  4.5 |
| Friends/Family: |  2.4 |
| Love: |  5.4 |
| Finance: |  8.1 |
| Take the Rate My Life Quiz | |
Your Life Analysis:
Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score leaves room for improvement. You can make changes to improve your trouble areas, and this will bring you greater satisfaction. Focus on your weakest points and set about to change them. Do not delay your happiness and success. (Read more on improving your life)
Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is not bad, but could be improved upon. Your mental health is not weak, but you are not achieving full mental clarity and function. Learn how to unclutter your mind. Keep learning, keep improving, continue moving forward.
Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. You have an excellent body score, which means you are incredibly focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Continue in that focus, and your body will remain healthy and strong.
Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. You seem to be lacking in spirit. Improve your score by refining your beliefs and searching for answers to philosophical questions. Consider new belief systems if your current beliefs are not rewarding you.
Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. You scored at the very low end for friends and family. This means that your social network is weak and not functioning. Consider re-establishing old bonds as you work on forging new ones. You will be greatly rewarded in return. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.
Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is fairly average. Things could be worse, and thankfully they aren't. But you must work to improve this area, turn an average score into a great score.
Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. You have a rather good financial score, which is not all that common these days. Keep doing what works. Avoid common pitfalls and save for the future. You will be glad you did.
Saturday, October 29, 2005
New shining shoes
Bought two pairs of shoes today from Marshalls - One pair of running shoes, Reebok Premiere Lite II; and one pair of Dockers proStyle Perspective. Both of them were bought at good deals, and I love them!
The RBK Lite II is last year's model, Reebok has Running Lite III now. I don't really care about the "models". Shoes are shoes - They need to be comfortable and looking great. Lite II is REALLY light and thin. I like running shoes for casual use. Oh, and the funny thing is, the Lite II has "速度" (speed) printed at the rear - That's right, Chinese! It's a little weird, and I usaually don't like cloth with Chinese printed. I was looking for a pair of running shoes for gym exercise. Since it was on sale, I decided to give it a try. I don't know what the designers were thinking when they designed the shoes - they must have believed it was cool...
Dockers Perspective is even better - Shining and stylish. I was looking for a new pair of business shoes, and I finally found them. The best thing about it is its cushion. I used to hate business shoes because they kill my feet at the end of the day. The more "professional" the shoe looks, the worse one will feel about his feet after walking in the office all day long. Style doesn't really alway come with comfort, but I think the Perspective really align the two together...see pictures for more details. =)
San Francisco Air Show and Ferrari Show
Went to San Francisco Air Show on Oct 9th, which was part of San Franciso October Festivals, We were very lucky to run into the Ferrari Show in Washington Square Park. When I said "Ferrari Show", I really mean it. It's not like some Auto Show that you merely see one or two hot shot cars that are parked on the stage and are 20 feet away from you. In this kind of show, you can really get close to the cars and sneak out some details! Yeah, that's right! - Check out the pictures in my album. It was the 1st time ever for me to see so many Ferrari cars at once. It was an amazing experience. I was too busy to post the pictures I took on that day, and it's unbelieable that I almost forgot about it until today.
Blue Angle was good. But I realized my point-and-shoot camera was not good enough for Air Shows afterwards. The zoom was too little, and the striking sound of jet engines were totally missed out when one only sees the pictures. You have to be there to experience it. Again, it was my 1st Air Show experience. Before that day, I hope there would be an Air Force base opened to the public to see the actual jet fighters. I know it was the case for some Air Shows happended in Michigan a few years ago, and my parents went to see that. It was not the case, but I was very happy anyways.
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