从开心网的转贴抄来的...爆笑....
1.论坛楼主：你们女人大夏天的戴胸罩不热吗？
论坛回复：我们不带你们会热……
2.论坛楼主：为什么胡主席访问日本，日本方面比较冷淡，甚至机场连欢迎标语都没挂？
论坛沙发：怎么挂？热烈欢迎中国老朋友来日？
3.论坛楼主：征集骂人最狠且不露脏字的一句话。
论坛回复31：你妈生你的时候是不是把人扔了，把胎盘养大了？
4.论坛楼主：新闻说某人被蟒蛇吞了，请问在野外真的遇到蟒蛇怎么办？
论坛回复11：掐七寸，捅肛门，两个很有效的方法，希望大家广为传播。
论坛回复12：捅蛇的肛门还是自己的肛门？
……
论坛回复47：屁话，荒郊野外的拿什么捅！
论坛回复48：许仙知道拿什么捅！
5.论坛楼主：帅有个屁用——到头来还不是被卒吃掉！
论坛回复：帅有士陪，有炮打，有马骑，有车坐，有相暗恋……帅怎么不好？！！
6.论坛楼主：为什么生下的孩子要跟父亲一个姓？
论坛沙发：因为取款机里吐出的钱归插卡人所有。
7.论坛楼主：美国一位名叫乔治&赫伯特的推销员成功地把一把斧头推销给小布什总统，因此他获得2005年布鲁金斯学会（世界上最权威、最有影响力的推销员组织）的“金靴”奖。假如给你一次机会向胡主席推销东西，你会选择什么？
论坛沙发：我要把俺娘推荐给他！！！
8.论坛楼主：美军在伊拉克不能抽身说明美国是个负责任的国家！！！
论坛沙发：那我股票被套牢说明我是个负责任的中国股民？？？
9.论坛楼主：据香港翡翠台报道，今晨阿娇在其母亲陪同下到圣约翰女子医院做过检查，医院诊断报告证明其处****膜未见器质性损伤，不信大家可以浏览翡翠台网站（PS裸照的人可耻！）——我永远的阿娇。
论坛沙发：去你女马的，你是在嘲笑陈冠希的JJ小吗？！！
10.论坛楼主：你小时候曾幻想长大以后什么样的场景会让你在众人面前出尽了风头？
论坛板凳：挑一担粪上街，看谁不顺眼就迎面给他泼一瓢！
11.论坛楼主：该死的理发店把我头剪坏了！大家出点损招，要求破坏性越大越好，动静越小越好，因为是我一个人去。
论坛地下室：半夜三更，月黑风高，静静地、轻轻地，一个人吊死在理发店门口……
12.论坛楼主：老娘我简直太有钱了，我该给保姆买辆什么车呢？
论坛回复：那就要看她跟你老公发展到什么关系了～
13.论坛楼主（日本人）：金庸阁下武侠小说里的点穴是否构想于我国的推拿按摩？
论坛沙发：非也，鄙国的穴是用来点的，贵国的穴是用来日的。
14.论坛楼主：我月薪六位数，每月开销也在五位数以上，霍霍，爷我算不算有钱人？
论坛沙发：真正有钱人怎么花钱都在自己手上。比如李嘉诚，在香港任何一个地方买东西，最后钱还是回到自己手里~
15.论坛楼主：韩国怎么了？谁再拿说韩国说事小心我们跨过“三八线”与你们一战到底！
论坛回复：CCTV天气预报至少要报三分钟，而贵国只有一句——全国阴天或全国有雨，这样的一个民族也敢与中国一战？
16.论坛楼主：小时候妈妈告诉我一个道理：如果你和某个人吵架，不一定是你的错；但如果你跟很多人吵架，那一定是你的原因！
论坛回复：强盗逻辑！那你妈被很多人L J一定是你妈很Y D的缘故？？？
17.论坛楼主：大家猜猜我是哪个国家的混血儿^_^
论坛回复：中国人＋变形金钢！
18.论坛楼主：哈哈，成功抢注“功夫熊猫”这个ID，大家说以后我用这个名字是不是很拉风啊？
论坛沙发：你爸是鸭子！
19.论坛楼主：大家说我长得像不像伍佰？
论坛回复：只有一半像！ （二百五？？！！）
20.论坛楼主：大家看我的头像牛逼吗？
论坛回复：像。
21.论坛楼主：我有一百万，想买一辆车，大家给个建议吧。
论坛回复：你可以卖30辆QQ，组个车队开，一会排成S型，一会排成B型。
22. ****楼主：李宇春和芙蓉姐姐同时掉水里，你手里有一块砖，你砸谁？
暴强回复：谁救砸谁。
23.****楼主：养条狗和养一个男人哪个合算？
暴强回复：大婶，即使你能把男人当狗使，但你敢把狗当男人使不？
24.****楼主：男人你要李宇春还是章子怡？
暴强回复：一个公鸡，一个野鸡，都不选
25.****楼主：准备割包皮，不想遇见女医生接诊，扭捏半天不好意思说，问大家怎么 办，该怎么说？
暴强回复：告诉她把高领改翻领的。
26.****楼主：苦恼啊！我和我女朋友的名字一样Ｙ;怎么办啊？
暴强回复：我这辈子最恨的就是日 本人了！
27.****楼主：通过海南矿泉水喝死人事件，可以看到中国的食品安全堪忧，矿泉水也 能喝死人？不是有QS标志吗？
暴强回复：弱弱的问一下，QS是不是去死的意思？
28.说说中国的30分钟新闻联播。
暴强回复：有什么说的：前十分钟，领导们很忙。中十分钟，全国人民都很幸
福。后十分钟，世界上其它国家人民都生活在水深火热之中。
29.****楼主：央视新大楼正式定名为“智窗”大厦！
暴强回复：以后北京人员可以自豪的说：“我们北京有痔疮”。MD如果这玩意儿叫“智窗”，那首都不成了菊花了。
30.****楼主：亲身经历者讲叙-深圳宝安石岩交警中队及派出所被砸事件。
暴强回复：又有国产大片看了！
31.****楼主：准备购房中，可否对我国当前房地产市场的走向做一个分析？
暴强回复：现在买房，貌似和49年加入国民党差不多。
32.****楼主：城市管理者增加新武器来抓流浪狗！
暴强回复：本是同根生，想煎何太急。
33.楼主：一直希望我和男友能在今年结婚，结果他不肯，后来我们分手了，现在想想难道是因为我逼太紧把他逼走了吗？
暴强回复：太紧？是太松吧！
34.涯楼主（男）：小时候被叔叔W X过屁屁，现在长大的我该如何摆脱这种心理阴影？
回复：犯我菊花者，虽远必诛！
.35楼主：深圳南头一卖菠萝的女摊贩情急之下咬下城市管理者叔叔的小JJ……
回复：哼！你不让我生活，我就不让你享受生活！！！
36.楼主：脸和身上突然长出好多雀斑，请问这是怎么回事？
回复：哎呀妈呀，吓死我了！楼主一脸的美人痣，满身的守宫砂~~~
37.楼主：请用一句话形容中国国家地震台。
回复：事后诸葛亮，事前猪一样！
38.楼主：本次奥运会上，北京是如何展现为绿色人文奥运的？
回复：不是请谢霆锋来唱歌了吗？
39.楼主(男)：给我一个女人，我就能创造出一个民族！
回复：嗯，给你一头母猪，明年的肉价就能下跌！
40.楼主：老婆生了个女娃，非常可爱，求各位帮爱女起个有气势的名字，鄙人姓成。
回复：成鸡思汉。
41.楼主：问君能有几多愁？
暴强回复：恰似一群太监上青楼！！
42.****楼主：我喜欢上了一个比我小6岁的女孩，还在上初中，真是造孽啊。
暴强回复：把喜欢两字去掉才真是造孽。
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Bank Failures
Caption of the day: This picture shows, China is also affected by the economic crisis.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Weirdly decorated car at a grocery parking lot
I took this picture at a Ranch 99 parking lot. I wonder why would ANYONE go grocery shopping with this car...
Friday, November 13, 2009
Google Job Interview Questions for Product Manager, Software Engineer and Engineering Manager
Here are some typical Google job interview questions from Business Insider for Product Manager, Software Engineer and Engineering Manager. The questions below are listed by category. You can find the answers at the end of the posts at here.
Product Manager:
1. How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?
2. How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?
3. In a country in which people only want boys every family continues to have children until they have a boy. If they have a girl, they have another child. If they have a boy, they stop. What is the proportion of boys to girls in the country?
4. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?
6. Design an evacuation plan for San Francisco
7. How many times a day does a clock's hands overlap?
12. You have eight balls all of the same size, 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings? (I had this interview question, not from Google.)
13. You are given 2 eggs. You have access to a 100-story building. Eggs can be very hard or very fragile means it may break if dropped from the first floor or may not even break if dropped from 100th floor. Both eggs are identical. You need to figure out the highest floor of a 100-story building an egg can be dropped without breaking. The question is how many drops you need to make. You are allowed to break 2 eggs in the process.
14. Explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew.
15. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?
Software Engineer:
5. Why are manhole covers round? (copied from Microsoft?)
8. Explain the significance of "dead beef".
9. A man pushed his car to a hotel and lost his fortune. What happened?
10. You need to check that your friend, Bob, has your correct phone number, but you cannot ask him directly. You must write the question on a card which and give it to Eve who will take the card to Bob and return the answer to you. What must you write on the card, besides the question, to ensure Bob can encode the message so that Eve cannot read your phone number?
Engineering Manager:
11. You're the captain of a pirate ship, and your crew gets to vote on how the gold is divided up. If fewer than half of the pirates agree with you, you die. How do you recommend apportioning the gold in such a way that you get a good share of the booty, but still survive?
...Yeah, nobody said it would be easy to get a job at Google.
Product Manager:
1. How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?
2. How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?
3. In a country in which people only want boys every family continues to have children until they have a boy. If they have a girl, they have another child. If they have a boy, they stop. What is the proportion of boys to girls in the country?
4. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?
6. Design an evacuation plan for San Francisco
7. How many times a day does a clock's hands overlap?
12. You have eight balls all of the same size, 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings? (I had this interview question, not from Google.)
13. You are given 2 eggs. You have access to a 100-story building. Eggs can be very hard or very fragile means it may break if dropped from the first floor or may not even break if dropped from 100th floor. Both eggs are identical. You need to figure out the highest floor of a 100-story building an egg can be dropped without breaking. The question is how many drops you need to make. You are allowed to break 2 eggs in the process.
14. Explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew.
15. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?
Software Engineer:
5. Why are manhole covers round? (copied from Microsoft?)
8. Explain the significance of "dead beef".
9. A man pushed his car to a hotel and lost his fortune. What happened?
10. You need to check that your friend, Bob, has your correct phone number, but you cannot ask him directly. You must write the question on a card which and give it to Eve who will take the card to Bob and return the answer to you. What must you write on the card, besides the question, to ensure Bob can encode the message so that Eve cannot read your phone number?
Engineering Manager:
11. You're the captain of a pirate ship, and your crew gets to vote on how the gold is divided up. If fewer than half of the pirates agree with you, you die. How do you recommend apportioning the gold in such a way that you get a good share of the booty, but still survive?
...Yeah, nobody said it would be easy to get a job at Google.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
US Exports To China By State
This is a great picture from Visual Economics.
Note that it says "Waste and Scrap = $7.6B between 2000 and 2008", and that's lots of "crap" been sold!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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