So Long 2005!

8:28PM PST on 12/31/2005 is about 11:28PM on 12/31/2005 at Time Square, New York. Sitting in front of the TV, I'm ready to share the happyness from New York and glide into 2006.

Lots of unlucky, unhappy and undesired things happend in 2005 to many people and myself - It's a bad year and I'm happy to say Goodbye to it.

Happy New Year to everyone who reads this blog! I wish my family, my friends, myself and everyone else a great 2006!

旧笑话三则

*****ONE*****
现在买车容易办照难，办下照来可就爽疯了！
说有一人啊，买了辆奔驰600，爽，牌照办了一个月就下来了，心情好的没办法！
没说的，去高速飚一下！ 时速200，过瘾！
忽然见一拖拉机在硬路肩上停着，一老汉招手拦车！
这哥们心情好，停了就问：大爷，怎么了？
老汉：我的车坏了，想请您给拖一下！
这哥们心情好啊，竟然答应了，奇迹啊??奔驰拖手扶！
老汉又说了：你这车那么好，真有点过意不去啊 ！
这样吧，您开慢点，如果我的手扶拖拉机受不了，我就亮右灯！
如果我老汉受不了的话，我就亮左灯！行不？
行啊，没问题！ 这哥们开六十码就拖上这拖拉机了！
心情好没办法，六十也不嫌慢，从200到60，昏！
开着开着，就发现一宝马以200以上的速度一下子超了过去！
这哥们急了：丫挺的，我他XX的大奔怕你啊！
说着就提速到了200多啊，完全忘了后面还有一老头！
两辆车就这样高速的飚上了！
电子警察发现了路上的情况！就报告总部??
总部总部，发现一辆奔驰与一辆宝马飚车！
最不敢相信的是，有一辆拖拉机紧随其后，还不停的亮左灯，他他他想超车！工作人员

*****TWO*****
好想有个太太，为我做饭烧菜。 现实却很无奈，让我仍需等待。 也因寂寞难耐，谈过几次恋爱。 谁知屡战屡败，轻轻松松被踹。 其实我也奇怪，为啥总被淘汰。 历尽打击伤害，总算知道大概。 嫌我不讲穿戴，嫌我长得不帅。 嫌我个头太矮，嫌我没有气派。 熊猫长得不帅，却受世人关爱。 丑是自然灾害，矮是因为缺钙。 做人只求正派，讲啥穿戴气派！ 我们这个年代，注定缺少真爱。 女人不是太坏，就是心胸狭隘。 或许除此之外，还有部分可爱。 只怕时至现在，早已有了后代。 面对这种事态，不要气急败坏。 我们除了忍耐，至少还能等待。 只要相信真爱，她就一定存在。 要么咱就不爱，爱就爱个痛快。 没有爱的灌溉，生活百无聊赖。 只有好的心态，才能保持愉快。 爱情也有好赖，绝对不可草率。 我是愿意等待，哪怕青春不在。

*****THREE*****
有位穷书生发奋读书，遂在自己的陋室门前写下对联以自励，
上联是：「睡草屋闭户演字」，
下联是：「卧脚塌弄笛声腾」，
横批：「甘从天命」。
有一天，一个河南人路过此地，见此联而心生好奇，遂用家乡话大声地念了起来：
「谁操我屁股眼子」，
「我叫他弄得生疼」......
「呦，还有横批！」
不过这次他给念反了：「~~明~~天~~重~~干！」

名字趣谈

最近整理电脑里的旧文件, 忘记这些都是哪里抄来的了...
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音乐老师叫管风琴，健美老师叫陈亚玲，锅炉热处理专业老师叫吴嫣梅...
*我中学校医室有个校医名叫“段珍”，我们都不去她那儿打针。
*我晓得一个人叫朱逸群，一个叫杨宜知
*我们高中有个老师叫殷根发 我们都叫他发根烟 呵呵
*马占田
*有个人叫 秦寿生 不知道她父母是怎么想的
*初中一个女孩叫倪杨，小女孩身体不好，老是生病，每次班主任点名叫她，都是倪杨---倪杨---，最后就干脆喊成“娘”了：“娘没来吗？娘又生病了吗？”
*我一高中同学叫李宏志（现在在重庆）我一接他的电话，就说“啊，李宏志啊！”　单位的同事就立刻用一种惊诧的眼光看我，呵呵
*吴安全--是个司机
*范世刚
*有一次，看电视，演员表里有个叫刘学生的
*上大二时，期末考试，《马克思主义哲学原理》全系只有一个没过.他的名字叫 -----马哲
*宋秋波 一起上过课。 　　
*我初中时，学校教导主任叫“矫厚根”，以苏州话念和“脚后跟”一摸一样。 　　
*有一同学叫“段明”，以苏州话念与“断命”一样，后改名。 　　
*上海电视台有一女记者名叫“胡云”，有一女记者名叫“胡月（曰）”，报出的新闻能 有人相信吗？
*上大学时，代表支部到中学去考察一同学的表现（入党积极分子），他过去的班主任姓赵叫赵铸仁（当时我并不知道）。考察结束，我和另一学生党员很有礼貌地说：“赵主任，再见！”其实他还只是个语文老师，并无一官半职。回来才知道这个老师的名字。
*一老表，哥哥叫“陈剑桥”弟弟“陈复旦”，但是两人高中都没有念上。 　　
*高中同班男孩，叫吴礼坚，用粤语念倒没有问题，偏偏来了个湖南的老师，“吴”“胡”发音不清，结果变成“狐狸精”，几次哄堂大笑之后此同学再也没有被点名。 　　
*有个孩子叫子腾,本来挺文雅的名字,扁扁老爹姓杜,郁闷了好久,就忍了 　　
*前几年我一个同事闲得无聊乱翻电话簿，居然找到一个 陈尿 拿公家电话照号码打过去，“...喂，我找陈尿...”
　　“我就是!” 　　
*还有一个很搞笑的：一老工人，名：苟学玑??〉〉狗学鸡！！！ 还有一位大学同学、一位同事的名字，一叫米永仓，一叫梁万库。 还有一大学的寝友，叫吴兴志??〉〉无兴致！！！
　　 高中时的同学（女）及其姐姐，一对很奇怪的名字：王浴天骄，王浴神州，怎么 样，够霸气吧！
　　还有一个老爹的朋友，叫穆森林，??〉〉穆斯林。 　　
*交大一同学:费彦, 开学点名笑翻了一片; 经过1个月军训,改名:费红忠, 原来没笑翻的这回都翻了
*俺一病人，叫“田经理”可惜偏是个下岗的。 　　
*开学伊始，老师依次点名：
　　　张三，李四，... ...
　　　猪肚皮！??猪肚皮？?? 无人应，
　　　良久， 一生窃窃举手，曰：“老师，您是不是在叫朱月坡？”
　　　老师：:-O
　　　除朱月坡之外的所有同学：
　　
*我高中班主任姓苟,暑假改名,后开学有同学见他还毕恭毕敬喊苟老师, 他大怒:我从来就没有姓过苟!
*我一同学，电工，名字 庞光大。小时幼儿园有男女俩园长，男姓龚，女姓母。
　　 西南科技大学基础部有两个老师，很严厉，很多同学考试都栽在他们手里，一个叫 李复周（同学们叫他“李翻船”），一个叫史定一（同学们叫他“一定死”，四川话死史不分） 　　
*大学时, 其他系有同学叫 “段家财“ 　　
*一人大号朱传宗，一叫就是猪撺种，好笑吗？ 　　
*表弟又个同学叫 毕云涛 　　
*我这里的一家酒店经理叫管人财。
　　　我以前的一个客户叫张面柄
　　　还有个同事叫曹达脑，我们都叫他曹大脑。。。 　　
*一李姓朋友,三代单传,喜得一子,苦思数月,得一名:李根.

Interesting Pictures

1. Click on the picture for a bigger image;
2. There are four tiny dots in the middle of the picture (vertically aligned);
3. Keep your focus on these four dots for 30 seconds;
4. Close your eyes and turn your head up to face the ceiling;
5. Open your eyes and you will see...











How many BLACK dots are there in the picture on the right?

经典QQ资料

1. 见到别人的好贴就抄来放在自己的博客里是不礼貌的；
2. 见到别人的好贴不抄来放在自己的博客里与网友分享是卑鄙无耻的;
3. 以下内容抄自“一秒钟后”....

“1”的QQ资料：
　陪人聊天，每字6毛，标点符号半价收费，千字以上打8折! 先付款，后聊天，款到即聊。对待非专业人士，偶不承担主动交谈义务。网络虚假， 若受伤、受骗，偶不承担任何责任。

“2”的QQ资料：
　1980年中国制造，长178cm，净重66kg。采用人工智能，各部分零件齐全，运转稳定，经二十多年的运行，属质量信得过产品。该“产品”手续齐全，无限期包退包换。现因发展需要，诚招志同道合者，共同研制开发第二代语言聊天软件，有意者请联系！

“3”的QQ资料：
每个女人都是为爱而折翼的天使，她们来到人间，就再也回不去天堂了，所以需要男人好好的珍惜。 我也是天使，不过降落的时候不小心脸先着地了，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。 还好，我还有一颗天使的心，善良、仁爱。

“4”的QQ 资料：
人还不错，除了长的帅点以外，也没什么缺点了！ 我有时候觉得，自己其实不太帅。但有一天，我被一群女孩子围住，她们说我帅， 我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。

“5”的QQ资料：
我是宇宙超级网虫，欢迎你打我、骂我、K我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮……我都毫无怨言，但前提是：这个人必须是天底下最最漂亮、可爱、美丽、温柔、善良、贤惠、有气质的大美女--某某（女友名字）

“6”的QQ资料：
　别看资料，看聊效！！！

“7”的QQ资料：
曾经有个女孩子要与我共赴黄泉--“你再不还我钱,我就和你同归于尽!”
曾经有个女孩子与我相约到下辈子--“想追求我?下辈子吧!”
曾经有个女孩子肯为我而死--“跟你在一起,我宁愿死!”

“8”的QQ资料：
家穷人丑，一米四九。小学文化，农村户口。破屋三间，薄田一亩。冷锅热灶，老婆没有。一年四季，药不离口，今日上网，广征女友，革命路上，并肩携手~~

“9”的QQ资料：
女口果人尔能看日月白这段言舌，那言兑日月人尔白勺目艮目青有严重白勺散光

“10”的QQ资料：
我想要个健康平凡的，会炒番茄鸡蛋的，会操作洗衣机的，脸上可能还有点小雀斑的，见到生人会脸红的，知道酱油多少钱一瓶的，在我把大米扛回家时会帮我擦擦汗的那么一个姑娘。这样的要求，高不高？如果真的有那么一个姑娘，那么神啊，我祈求你赐我一个吧！　

“11”的QQ资料：
小人本住在黄河的一边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边。自从有了OICQ，它占我时间夺我钱，逼我卖楼又卖田，流落在街边……各位朋友可怜我，陪我聊聊天！聊聊天！

“12”的QQ资料：
上网了吧，网恋了吧，幼稚思想受骗了吧？
网恋了吧，投入了吧，感情走上绝路了吧？
投入了吧，见面了吧，没有以前来电了吧？
见面了吧，后悔了吧，美眉变成恐龙了吧？
后悔了吧，倒霉了吧，感情投资浪费了吧？
倒霉了吧，想死了吧，以后不敢上网了吧 ？

13的QQ资料!
想你想的都不行了
穿衣服也没有造型了
跟谁也整不出感情了
走哪也燃不起热情了
想问题赶不上列宁了
心脏没事也偷着停了

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2005年12月10日

为什么清理旧档案都会让人想起往事? 连淡淡的一首歌词都会让人感叹. 是因为我是个有情人, 还是那刻骨铭心的痛太重?

朋友首日封

夕阳洒在我的笑容
感觉咖啡又苦又浓
握在手心
最后温暖只剩下几分钟
门外有自由在等你
胸口有空洞在等我
我们说好
为彼此保重
要为彼此保重
挥一挥手
送你先走
我的潇洒微笑
像不像个小丑
少了情人
今后多个朋友
给你过头
多余的温柔
我来收
为事争得满脸通红
话语有时说得太重
退让一步
也许会有你想要的天空
挥一挥手
不再牵手
多想说我羡慕
你怀中的玩偶
少了情人
今后多个朋友
明天开始
我写的情书
谁来收
门外有自由在等你
胸口有空洞在等我
但愿我说不痛
会让你走得更轻松
你越走越远的背后
放心有我这个朋友
像个港口
欢迎回来停留
kini kita sudah pisah(如今我们已经分开了)
mohon doa engkau bahagia(我祈求希望你会幸福)
但愿我说不痛
会让你走得更轻松
kini kita sudah pisah(如今我们已经分开了)
mohon doa engkau bahagia(我祈求希望你会幸福)
我像港口
欢迎回来停留

中国各名校的典型特征

北京大学--狂妄,以自我为中心
清华大学--务实
复旦大学--附庸风雅
上海交大--富有
南京大学--古典
东南大学--刚劲
中科大--留洋
浙江大学--气派
南开大学--活泼
天津大学--豪放
西安交大--发奋
哈工大--开放
吉林大学--保守
武汉大学--失落
华中理工大学--骄狂
中山大学--浮躁
国防科大--神秘
兰州大学--孤独
山东大学--老土
中国人民大学--官味
厦门大学--安逸

中国名校之最

中国名校中名气最大的两所：北京大学和清华大学
中国名校中英才辈出的两所院校:清华和科大
中国名校中最误人子弟的一所：北大（状元进去，糊涂虫出来）
中国名校中最名不符实的一所：科大（实力在十名左右却仗着计划经济的余风博取高中生的欢心）
中国名校中最具有发展潜力的两所：南京大学和浙江大学
中国名校中最自以为是的一所：华中理工大学
中国名校中最不可思义的一所：上海交大(良好的生源,优秀的学风,巨大的投入排名却每况愈下)
中国名校中最具有进取心的两所：南京大学和西安交通大学
中国名校中最缺乏进取心的两所：南开大学和武汉大学
中国名校中最自我感觉良好的两所：中国人民大学和中山大学
中国名校中最崇洋媚外的两所：复旦大学和北京外国语大学
中国名校中最易令人遗忘的两所：兰州大学和哈尔滨工业大学
中国名校中最开放的两所：哈尔滨工业大学和中山大学
中国名校中最保守的两所：武汉大学和南开大学
中国名校中最老土的两所：山东大学和吉林大学
中国名校中最会赚钱的三所：上交和浙大,中山大学
中国名校中最想赚钱的一所：没有人不想赚钱所以这应为所有大学

皇宫(?!)

忙了两整天，才感觉到疲劳真的刚刚开始。台北南京东路三段有个“六福皇宫”（THE WESTIN HOTEL）。 六福皇宫的斜对面有个叫“成吉思汗”的蒙古烤肉店， “早早”回来打算去游泳池放松一下，当然先吃个饱再说。 所谓蒙古烤肉，就是自选肉料（猪肉，鸡肉，羊肉和牛肉），蔬菜（葱，香菜，洋葱，大头菜，等等）和配料（麻油，料酒，糖水，辣椒油，等等）， 然后排队把装满的碗递给一个炒肉的师傅在一个加热的大铁盘上干炒。 这种吃法在长春的“元太祖”吃过（在那个?死人不负责的年代），可惜后来再没有机会，所以这次碰上，当然要享受。 其实肉吃太多并不健康，这让我想起我爸讲过的一个故事：

一个农民买了双新鞋，穿了几步又舍不得：“鞋破了还要买，太贵而且心疼。 脚磨破了肉还能长出来。” 于是农民脱了鞋拿在手里，光脚走路。。。

讲这个故事是说象我这种HAO ZHEN之徒（微软竟然没有这两个字！）见美食怎能放走？锻炼减肥自然痛苦，但肥肉长了还能锻炼下去 - 就像脚破了还能长出来一样，呵呵。 得，我馋，我承认。

吃完了，结帐，$460NTD。用店里的话叫“$420加一成”，不知道这“一成”是税钱还是小费。 从成吉思汗到六福皇宫用不了五分钟的路。 天还是很冷，有零星的雨点。 台北，忙碌的南京东路，冷风，灰色的天。。。六福皇宫！
。。。。。。

换了衣服准备进游泳池，后面的服务生跟上来递给我一个游泳帽。 在亚洲的游泳池游泳都需要这个。。。上次在亚洲游泳是什么时候来着？！

喘。。。游了第六圈，一共才150米。 游泳池是在一个房间里“改造”的。 就象一个大浴盆再放大好多倍。 所以进游泳池之前要先上台阶，就象从浴盆底部走到上边。 朦胧之中有个人进来穿着睡衣，开始时幻想是个丰满迷人的女人，结果我的近视眼聚焦之后发现是个戴泳冒穿睡袍而且拄着拐杖的老头！从幻梦回到现实，我一头扎进水里。。。边游边想： 拄拐杖的人能游泳吗？！

享用了2分钟的热水澡和5分钟的桑拿，干干净净出来后觉得自己象块海绵 ? 软弱无力。 舒坦而轻松，但感觉想睡在地上。。。坚持地按下电梯钮， 我还有E-MAIL没回呢。。。惨！

擦肩而过的<<雪狼湖>>

张学友本来在12月2，3，4三天会在台北巨蛋举办《雪狼湖》的演唱会。 可惜人算不如天算，学友感冒失声，演出延迟一周。我与幸运的机遇擦肩而过。 兜里带着相机和永久性碳素笔，我走进巨蛋逛了一圈。 演唱会的票虽然在网上已经卖光，但是票房还有一些不错的单票。 $3600NTD可以看“雅座”。 我无奈。 转身离开的瞬间，留下一张巨蛋的照片。。。本人到此一游。

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掏出$25硬币， 买票从南京东路坐捷运到剑潭，我要去士林夜市吃臭豆腐，豪大大鸡排和珍珠奶茶。。。台北好冷，我在流鼻涕，让我想起了郑智化的《中产阶级》，我的腿好痛。。。国民党在这种天气里赢了14个北部选区（共21个），马英九在2009年会当上总统吗？

"你怎么又来了?"

从加拿大回到加州两天，我就赶周六凌晨的中华航空飞台湾了。 好象在台湾人的心里，长荣永远是第一选择，结果中华航空成了印度和越南人转机用的专用航班了。 我挤在几个越南人中间，因为没有提早Check-in， 所以赶不上靠窗户的位置。 飞机起飞晚点，一路又遇到几次气流，颠颠浮浮的象在Universal Studio里感受三维电影，但却让人心里没底，胆战心惊。 着陆的瞬间，飞机在潮湿的跑道上打滑，好像是突然进入台北的冷风中打了个冷颤。 不论怎么说，总算我平安到了目的地。 天是又灰又凉。。。熟悉的台北中正机场。

Windows Vista

Got a brand new WD 250GB HDD during the Thanksgiving Weekend. Instead of stuffing it in an external HDD enclosure, I decided to give it a spin of the new Windows Longhorn/Vista for a test drive.

There are many great Vista reviews on the Internet, like the one written by Paul Thurrott. Yet I consider myself a "half-geek", and I'm not satisfied with only looking at the screen shots - gotta have my hands on the dirts! Here is my 2-cents about the experience:

Installation: One thing I can say is that the installation process for each new version of Windows is getting much better than the previous one. The one for Vista is the best one yet. If you have installed W2K or WinXP, you know that the "initial" stage is actually under DOS - all option selections are done by using Function Keys. It is only after most installation files are copied and pasted to the HDD, Windows will continue its installation in 800 x 600 resolution and support mouse commands, which reminds people of Windows 98. This is no longer true for Vista. You mouse works for the 1st screen that comes up to you (at 1024 resolution, I think), and the whole installation process ONLY needs the user to make a simple choice on the partition selection. Everything else is intelligent detected and taken care of! After a couple of clicks, my new HDD was formatted in NTFS format (I was not even noticed), and the installation kicked off in a thrill and is completed in about one hour (No, I did not log the time. And my computer is not the fastest).

User experience: Another huge difference between XP and Vista is the GUI setup. There are similar, but they’re also totally different. I hope that Mr. Gates will not hate me if I say that Microsoft literally tried to copy some of the graphical design styles of both Mac and Linux. Anyways, if my words are not good enough, check out my screen shots, and you will get the idea. Bottom line, it’s fancier. Did I mention that the size of Windows Vista is about 2.4GB (so I’m sure it will be shipped in DVD or several CDs)? It takes about 4.8GB on the HDD after the installation, and I’m sure it will be even bigger when it’s on sale next year.

Check out my screen shots below (click for bigger a picture):











Internet Explorer: I read lots of speculations and discussions about this. IE7 is definitely “re-engineered”. I’m actually a FireFox user, and I believe there is a reason that FireFox takes 10% of Internet browser share at the moment ? User friendliness and stability. Microsoft definitely learned a lot from it. They finally adopted the “tab” feature in IE7, and it supports multiple search engine choices (as oppose to stuck you with MSN) and RSS feeds.

Microsoft Desktop Search (?): I don’t know the name of this one. But if you use Google’s Desktop Search, you know that the software performs indexing at the background for better and quicker search results. Microsoft also offers their version of “Microsoft Desktop Search” in Vista, and the icon is available to check out at the right bottom corner. Does it work? I don’t know and I will tell you why in a bit.

Oh well, I did not give myself enough time to check out the stability, reliability and other fancy things of Vista. I didn’t have the time, and I knew that I would be lost in there forever if I try to make everything to work ? there is no driver available for most of the hardware in my desktop (e.g. sound card). I also don’t want to waste time and install games or document processing software to check out the system performance. After all, the installation process and the new experience was a thrill to me. Although it is sad, I formated my new HDD again and put it in my external HDD enclosure for what it was bought for. The Vista's ghost is lost forever.

After all, the new Vista looks great. But I would think twice before purchasing a Windows Vista next year since Mac OS will be available on PC by next year as well. I’m not sure which one will be “better”, but I can tell you right now that there will be lots of discussion and arguments in 2006 about these two operating systems. ? Can’t wait to see the big fight! =)

BTW, the Start-up and Shut-Down delay of Windows Vista are truly improved by Microsoft from XP. It takes the same time for Vista to turn itself off for my XP to fall asleep ? about 5 seconds. Amazing!

Bye bye bye, DTW

When I left San Jose, I thought leaving SJC was bad, but I did not know that flying from DTW was worse.

When I got up at 5:00AM, it was still dark. It was raining like crazy last night. Gusting wind and splashing rain was knocking the window. I couldn’t sleep well. I couldn’t sleep well at all in the last one week. I’m not sure if that was because of time lag or comfort.

Driving away from Windsor was an easy drive. The old Huron Church Road had many trucks preparing to get on the bridge and ship millions of goods as exports. I don’t see them any more in California. I used to feel a little weird driving in San Jose because there are few trucks on the highway. The U.S. Custom was alright. The same old if-you’re-Chinese-then-I-gonna-see-your-photo-ID attitude and tone, I can’t say anything about that. After all, I’m neither white nor black, and I was not born in the U.S.

I didn’t know that buying a U.S Airway ticket that is operated by America West requires to board at an America West check-in counter. Does this make sense? I know U.S. Airway is small, and I know the flight is operated by America West, but as far as I’m concerned, the money was paid to U.S. Airway. At the Smith Terminal of DTW, America West and U.S. Airway check-in counters are besides each other. The line was awfully long at American West, so I attempted to check in at U.S. Airway that had a much shorter line. However, the stupid machine couldn’t locate my reservation, and the lady at the counter was polite enough to tell me I did not belong there. So I went back to stand in line for America West, only to realize that the line became longer. I arrived DTW at about 6:15AM, and I walked into the security check at 7:05AM. One hour was spent just for check-in. I finally realized why the merge of America West and U.S. Airway call themselves “The world’s largest LOW FARE airline” ? If you want it cheap, then you need to find a trade off. America West is famous for long check-in counters and delaying people’s luggage. I’m just hoping that I can safely get back to San Jose with my bag arriving at the same time.

Security check is always a fun place to be. No, seriously. It’s a very busy place. After traveling many times for various reasons in the last year and a half, I consider myself a “mid-range” frequent flyer. And most American airports follow the same procedures. First, you walk in the line and show a person your board pass and an ID. A person must use identification to obtain a boarding pass at the check-in counter, but the home land security offices like to see them again in case someone stills another person’s boarding pass. (I guess it’s another way of creating job opportunities by the government when more high-tech positions are moved over to Asia.) Following that, I call the next procedure “Strip Dance”. Jackets, shoes, belts with metals, hats, wallets, cell phones, and any other personal belongs with metals (such as chains, etc.) need to be taken off and put in a gray plastic box. And it’s interesting to see how much stuff and how many gadget people like to carry, family pictures, poker, condom, or panties, etc. Then you walk on the dirty floor with your socks and your boarding pass in your hand/pocket to pass the meter detector (and chemical sniffer for advanced equipment). At this stage, it feels like prisoners transferred to a new facility. But the fun part is you gotta watch others around you ? Some people really get stuck. People with lots of tattoos, people from mid-east, people wear nose-ring/tone-ring, and people who look weird will be stopped regardless and checked by an officer. At the time, I was suddenly thinking that if the weather is warmer (like summer), I will have much better views of boobs and butts at this place. (No, I’m not a sexual criminal. But maybe you can call me a sex addict. Just kidding.)

Now, I just woke up from one-hour of sleep. The airplane is cruising above the clouds at a standard 33,000 feet. It’s beautiful in the sky. Nothing is around except sunshine and air turbulence. The planes shakes a bit like sitting in a jeep and rushing at 50mph on a country road. There is always some sort of “humming” noise from any airplane I took (A320, B737/740/760, etc). That’s the air noise, and it’s unavoidable. So the music from my iPod Nano sounds much weaker. Thank god the music helps me to kill lots of time, and it comforts me to catch some sleep on the flight.

I believe that when the airline charges people for renting a headset during the flight or buying a box of food, they’re trying to make money back from customers’ pockets. After all the low quality of services, one still needs to pay ~$10USD to enjoy more comfortably for the flight, and I call that ridiculousness. But the airline managers can argue that it’s better than filing a Chapter 11 case. Survival is always the No.1 choice, for any person or any organization.

The guy sits beside me is between 40 and 50 years old. I can’t always make a conclusion about people’s age, and he’s black. I believe he’s an alcoholic. At least he must have had some strong drink before getting in the plane, and it smells. Why would a regular person drink alcohol at 5 or 6AM in the morning to catch a flight? Anyways, I’m going to put my laptop into hibernate so that I can relax a bit in the next a few hours.

It’s nice to going back home (where is my “home” anyways?). But I know I have tons of things to do in the next a few weeks. This is life.

陌生男人的照片

一夜激情之后，阿林起身从裤兜中掏出一颗香烟，但却找不到他的打火机，于是阿林问那女孩身边有火吗。“第一个抽屉里好像有火柴。”女孩回答。阿林打开床头柜的抽屉，看到一个火柴盒，火柴盒的下面有一张陌生男人的照片，阿林觉得很奇怪，于是好奇地问：“他是你丈夫？”“当然不是，傻瓜！” 女孩依偎在阿林身边。“那是你男朋友？”阿林接着问。“不，也不是！”女孩一边回答，一边轻吮着阿林的耳朵。“那，这会是谁？”阿林充满疑惑地问。“那就是手术之前的我。。。。。”

令人震撼的26张照片

令人震撼的26张照片

主题：医学院学生之色色事情 (摘自学校友录)

1.检验篇
检验老师在讲台前公布了下午要做实验的内容：精液检验。"请同学们务必在明天下午之前自带精液5ml，乘放在这个试管中，每人一份。。。。为了保证新鲜度请于中午自制。。。"
女生一听，慌了，："老师，我们没有！"
老师一个字，很精练的说："借！"。。。。。脸上很平静的说
那天中午，是个不平静的中午，虽然男生宿舍都有抱怨，但是在几分钟内还是装了热腾腾的5ml液体。
检验班30个同学，5位女生为借精液纷纷求救："就借我一些嘛！别小气啊。。。"听了暴寒
ps：精液检查，可以检查前列腺，男性liao道炎症等病症，是检验系学生都要会做的一项检查。

2.护理系篇
那个下午是不平常的下午，因为护理系的同学们要做灌肠实验了。
她们是在一个密闭的房间内进行这项实验的。。。。
可是护理班30个人，其中23个女生，7个男生.这个实验要2个人互相插管，最重要的是要脱裤子漏pp的~~
可是女生和男生都是奇数，好象要有一个男生和一个女生组成一组。结果。。。是谁和谁就不知道啦

3.师兄实习被处罚
我们一个师兄去医院妇科实习，大家都知道，女性的阴道比较短而且直，所以得病和感染都比男人多。我们敬重的梅艳芳就是得了宫颈癌而离开的，所以阴道检查也很重要。
检查的体位比较特别，常见的和大家做爱的姿势差不多。（我也是听说和偶尔看到过的做爱姿势，所以请不要BT我哦），但是检查时要求医生戴手套，而且要2人以上共同检查，不能单独和病人在病房内检查。
我那位可怜的师兄，就是因为没有带手套，并且一个人跑到人家PP的女病人病房内，用手指插到女病人的阴道内。这个方法叫：指检。
结果就被告非礼了，最后被开除。

4.解剖篇
大家都很关心医学生解剖尸体的问题，经常会问：怕不怕的问题，我是一个女生，也怕鬼什么的，但是一起和同学那么多人去上就不会害怕了的，自己去当然怕怕啦，有次我们解剖考试前的复习阶段，解剖楼是一直开放到晚上10点半的，有个男生就是11点才下楼，被1楼的伯伯锁在里面锁了一夜，不知道他怎么度过那漫长的黑夜的，怕怕~ 哦~

这个先不说啦，我想描述的是解剖学习到生殖器那一章的时候，我们就看死者的生殖器，有的男的被药水泡的很大很大，一女生惊呼："好大啊！"这样一呼不要紧，后来我们全年级的女生都跑到她们实验室去看那具尸体，真的好大哦~~~~~呵呵
女性标本面前就经常围观着男生，并不时的象老师提出这样或者那样的问题。纳闷了，他们什么时候学习这么积极了啊？以前都逃课的呢。。。
而且我们这章内容小测的时候都考了很高的分数我们解剖一男病人的时候，竟然从他的jj里面抽出了一根12cm长的管子。

5.调查报告
就我们学习专业的特殊，有位同学对学校50％的男生进行了性欲的调查。并对比其他各大学校的男生.
调查表明，医学院一夜情思想的或者yy的人数明显比其他专业的男生少。
一位师兄说的好：只要你去妇科，那一辈子就完了，很影响性欲的~~~
可能是我们太了解人的生理，太了解敏感部位和反应,所以就没兴趣了吗？准备回去寝室啦~~~

以前也曾经发过一次~解剖课考试：
解剖分系统解剖跟局部解剖，先考系解，下半学期才考局解。我们班女生居多，男女比例1:2，系解的问答题记得是考乳房结构（男老师出题），考完女生穷抱怨只考女性不考男性。考局解前猜题目，结果得知又是那个老师出题，各个乖乖看乳房淋巴回流，结果果然命中，考完继续874该老师……

普外科实习：
上手术台拉钩是习惯了的，但还是不习惯老师的直白……
某天替一19岁的男生做胆囊切除术，拉到手术台后麻醉，然后偶和老师洗手，准备消毒、插导liao管、铺巾，接着2男老师洗完手后拿起消毒棉球消毒JJ（插管），开始没觉得怎么样，后来消毒完了等了一分钟，老师盯着人家看，偶本来就觉得不好意思，走远点坐着，结果该消毒的老师对另一老师大声的说：看，反应真大，还树那么高……幸亏戴了口罩帽子，只露两个眼睛，不然满脸通红窘死了……

6.做诊断标本的男生要脱脱~~
我们学完一个部分的内容，就会找一个男生给我们检查这个女生是不用做标本的，身体构造的原因啦~~
一群人就围在这个可怜无助的男生周围在他身上摸来摸去,我记得有个男生有很浓重的体毛,因为这个他还开始不愿意，越不愿意老师越挑他。。。
当众脱衣服算不算色情表演呀？
ps：当然留件小内裤啦

7.我想起自己刚上第一节解剖课
一个早上5节课，最后看的很恶心,去打饭的时候都不敢吃肉啦
打了份番茄，要后悔死我了,那红红的颜色。。。。。
后来我们学脊椎，吃排骨的时候，我就和同学们在饭桌前讨论这个是哪块椎体。
后来身后一个声音传来："错了！"
晕。。。。。一位师兄

8.还要加上一些有趣的实验
有机化学里面有个烟碱实验，制造的毒气熏的蚊子都掉头飞.
还有吗啡实验，基本和制造毒品差不多啦，但是我们提纯不够。免疫实验最可怕的是细菌和病毒的实验，自我保护意识要强烈。那些小白鼠受到破伤风杆菌的侵袭肌肉痉挛强直。还有绿容菌，肚子变的好大~~还有产气荚膜菌造成老鼠体内内脏全部腐烂变质。自行培养的金黄色葡糖球菌等等在血上形成漂亮的梅花样。。。。

预防实验册氮氧化物的含量，我们的测量工具很象炸药包哦. 出门还被警察叔叔问。。。
病理实验看到阴囊橡皮肿的那些部位，真的好难想象能变那么大呢。
组胚实验，小孩子从几个星期到几个月的生长过程真的很奇妙~~
有个同学将解剖完的兔子拿回去打牙祭~结果没冲洗干净~~~~吃了后嘴麻了半天~~

9.俺们老师上解剖课第一天教认骨的时候就说：不许把骨头拿回去。偶们问老师为什么，结果她说前几届的师兄师姐老拿环椎当钥匙圈，已经严重短缺了。老师的教棒是根股骨。
记得那会儿上解剖，两个女生指着挂图上的男性生殖器问旁边的一个男生：你的有这个大吗？然后不等那个男生回答，就开始哈哈大笑，而且笑声可以用震耳欲聋形容了。真是寒啊……

10.记得那会儿上生化试验，带试验的老师用一个250的烧杯喝水，哥们儿们都觉得很酷，于是几天后班里得爷们儿们几乎人手一个烧杯，搞得学校里人人侧目的。

记得中医外科考试，问题是乳房位于前胸___至_____肋骨水平之间，某位女生当场在身上试验，最后填了四至七（正确的是三至六），被众人嘲笑mm下垂，更有猛女填三至八的……那个寒啊……

11.当年我们解剖尸体实物考试时，因为尸体在外面风干了，有一个女生被要求找男性生
殖器，一时没找到向我们男生求救问我们阴茎在哪里？可吓死我们了。
记得我们检验精液那节课是下午，刚一上课老师就叫我们男生去两个同学到洗手间提取精液，呵呵，当时啊全班的女同学都是翘首以待啊，并有人在检测的时候惊呼好可爱的小蝌蚪啊！

Oh Canada!

From SJC to ORD
Sitting in the crowded waiting area of SJC, my United Airline flight is about to board in ten minutes to taking off to Chicago. What a crazy morning - fighting against the cold morning weather, waiting for e-ticket check-in, standing for the intensive security check (yes, I have take my shoes off. I guess working at the security point is not a good job after all since one has to smell people’s socks everyday), and now I’m typing on my lappy to record the moment…

Where am I going? Canada. One fight to Chicago and a change flight to Detroit. I haven’t gone back to home ever since I moved to San Jose summer of 2004. That’s one and a half years. I forget the look of the snowing weather and the grayish sky. It’s too bright and too sunny in California…..

From ORD to DTW
Ok, now I’m sitting at Gate C21 of ORD. Four hours of fight, and I felt it was longer than the time that it took me from SFO to TPE. The big difference between SJC and ORD is that not only ORD is crowded, it is also big. I’ve heard about it long time ago, although I never had a chance to visit Chicago.

The sky is bluish. There is no dusty wind as the air traffic reported several times during the flight. I guess I’m lucky, but I need to wait until my flight to DTW takes off on time. Weather is unpredictable.

I met a lady on the fight who sits next to me. She grew up in Taiwan, but she lives with her family in Hong Kong now. Her daughter and son works and lives in the US. She was telling me how merciful Jesus is during the flight. I felt it’s interested because many Taiwanese we met in the last one year believe Jesus (I thought more Chinese believe in Buda than “western” religions, and I felt they were more pious than some of the white people. She showed me the pictures of her family, her son and her daughter in law, as well as her friends in Hong Kong ? No secrets at all. It made me to start thinking the influences that a religion does to a person. She was very open and friendly, and she said many times to me that I was blessed by Jesus to live the life I have at the moment - I really don’t know. If I agree to the point, then I am a true believer of Jesus. I guess I should pray and thank Jesus for his giving. If I don’t agree, I really can’t explain how my life ends up like the way it is at the moment. After all, I’d consider myself lucky to have many opportunities that I got, but I don’t want to deny my hard work and dedication.

Anyways, it is not something I have the knowledge to explain. Different life styles, different beliefs.

Oh Canada
Got out of DTW at exactly 7:05PM yesterday, a touch of snow caught me unprepared. The same old Detroit, the same old grayish sky, the same old busy Smith Terminal…Everything is so familiar.

Passing by the Canadian custom check-point, I told the lady I worked in California. She was about to ask me how long I would stay in Canada. Then she paused, and she said “Well, it doesn’t matter. Have a nice holiday!” I love the feeling of being home (Canada), no hassle, no stupid questions - I am a Canadian, and I am coming back home!

Not much changed in Windsor in the passed one and a half years, but the city looked much smaller in the night. There was much less traffic on the road, which was a contrast to the busy El Camino Real in Silicon Valley. Lazy neon signs did not want to attract the traffic for a quick stop. I guess it was a cold night. The car drives into the garage. I’m getting out, and I’m ready to check out the new house I never lived...

曾经的过去和现在的我

今天，在整理旧网页的时候，翻起了两年前给老婆做的网页。 那个时候还是在上学，每天回家都在电脑前查HTML的技巧埋头苦干，也算功夫不负有心人，终于弄成了一个自己满意老婆也高兴的作品。。。一晃已经是两年多的事情了，现在那个网页也被网易关掉了。

偶然又翻到以前在网上弄的个人文集，蛮有意思的。在作者心情里面，我是这样写的：

等待，应该是个很恰当的词来描述我现在的心态。 我在等待我的爱人能早日与我团聚。 那点相思的感觉，有点痛，有点麻木，还有点无奈。 我能做什么呢？ 我能写作，在自己单身的生活中记录点滴，记录这漫长的等待。。。

时间是2003年11月29日 - 在我过23岁时日的前一天。。。转眼现在是2005年11月初，两年的时光飞逝而过。两年内发生了很多事情，也忘却了很多事情。 现在老婆已经在北美生活了快两年了，我们生活的心态也都改变。我少了曾经的浪漫和自在，多了一份责任和忙碌。现在的两个人为了生活而忙碌，为了工作而拼搏. 时间的速度没有改变，每天发生的事情还是很多。但我们能够留给自己的时间却少了，生活习惯也相对的改变。我不再有时间去在网络上漫游，没有空暇去和老朋友，网友聊天，少了唱歌学歌的时间，也忘却了为考试和学分拼搏的感觉 - 这也许是成长的路程必不可少的。成长，永远是飞快的过去，却又漫漫无期。

不知道再过两年，当我再次想起从前，那时的心情又是怎样。我会不会还像现在这样，在网络上留下点滴的感受。。。

爆笑梦话精选

爆笑梦话精选:
一： 一同学减肥期间，夜半忽然喊：“我要吃红烧肉，我要吃红烧牛肉，我要吃红烧排骨！！！！” 我差点没从床上掉下来！
二： 我高中同学，军训时，夜半用手拂起自己的头发说：“完了完了，掉沟里了.....”
三： 我几乎每天都说梦话，最傻的一个是：“老婆，我不敢了...”更郁闷的是这在出差的时候被同房的同事听见了！
四： 看来军训是梦话的高发期。我门班上一同学军训时说梦话：“小姐请问你叫什么名字？”然后自己换了一女声说：“我叫小丽。”寝室众人当场就笑晕了！
五： 偶军训时，偶们住上下铺，一天晚上我偶值班，结果听见一同学说了一句：“向左转！”然后听见一声巨响，那个家伙从上铺掉了下来---
六： 一大学同学：“我登上月球了！！！CHINA！！！”--俨然一爱国人士！！！
七： 我同学有一次睡觉的时候说：“胖阿姨，来一份红烧大排，青菜底！”
八： 偶寝室的MM半夜起来吃里一口达克宁，说了句：“不好吃”就接着ZZZzzz 了！
九： 大学夜里忽然醒来，看到一人影，站在老三的床前晃来晃去。开灯！是隔壁寝室的老六，摸者我们老三的脑袋。嘴里在念叨：“瓜熟了，瓜熟了”。后来我们在也不忘记睡觉锁门了！
十： 半夜里一个比我大的同屋爬到我床上，那时我在看古龙的小说，我吓了一跳问她受了什么刺激了。她无限妩媚的把脑袋放在我的肩膀上，咂八着嘴说：“妈妈，我换牙了.....”
十一： 我一同学暴强，一天夜里磨牙完毕后，阴阴的笑了一声说：“我已经500年没吃人肉了....” 吓的我一夜不敢睡觉！
十二： 一次半夜看书，对面床的MM突然坐起，知勾勾的看了我十秒，点点头说：“恩....好。”我问：“你要干吗？”她哼了一声就睡下了。好怕怕的........

胡扯的考试卷

Apple - What A Difference Eight Years Can Make

You know, as much as I hate Apple for some reasons that I cannot say in public (Don't get me wrong, I do love some of Apple's products - I got a iPod Nano two weeks after it's on sale), I respect "Apple" as a brand name of success, "mystery", and legend - And, it is led by Steve Jobs

It only took eight years for this company to "transform" from an "Apple Computer Company" to a "Apple, The Consumer Electronics and 'Fashion' Company". It is a tremendous success, and no other things are better proofs than Apple's stock growth and financial statistics....All due respect!

超酷 的 南瓜 Computer - (组图)

This is how you can make a Pumpkin Desktop Computer...

Rate My Life Quiz - How Good Is Your Life?

I found a "Rate My Life Quiz" (How Good Is Your Life?), and I took it. I'd say the final score is lower than what I expected before taking the Quiz...Well, here is the results:

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.3
Mind:	6.1
Body:	8.4
Spirit:	4.5
Friends/Family:	2.4
Love:	5.4
Finance:	8.1
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Your Life Analysis:

Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score leaves room for improvement. You can make changes to improve your trouble areas, and this will bring you greater satisfaction. Focus on your weakest points and set about to change them. Do not delay your happiness and success. (Read more on improving your life)

Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is not bad, but could be improved upon. Your mental health is not weak, but you are not achieving full mental clarity and function. Learn how to unclutter your mind. Keep learning, keep improving, continue moving forward.

Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. You have an excellent body score, which means you are incredibly focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Continue in that focus, and your body will remain healthy and strong.

Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. You seem to be lacking in spirit. Improve your score by refining your beliefs and searching for answers to philosophical questions. Consider new belief systems if your current beliefs are not rewarding you.

Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. You scored at the very low end for friends and family. This means that your social network is weak and not functioning. Consider re-establishing old bonds as you work on forging new ones. You will be greatly rewarded in return. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.

Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is fairly average. Things could be worse, and thankfully they aren't. But you must work to improve this area, turn an average score into a great score.

Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. You have a rather good financial score, which is not all that common these days. Keep doing what works. Avoid common pitfalls and save for the future. You will be glad you did.

New shining shoes

Bought two pairs of shoes today from Marshalls - One pair of running shoes, Reebok Premiere Lite II; and one pair of Dockers proStyle Perspective. Both of them were bought at good deals, and I love them!

The RBK Lite II is last year's model, Reebok has Running Lite III now. I don't really care about the "models". Shoes are shoes - They need to be comfortable and looking great. Lite II is REALLY light and thin. I like running shoes for casual use. Oh, and the funny thing is, the Lite II has "速度" (speed) printed at the rear - That's right, Chinese! It's a little weird, and I usaually don't like cloth with Chinese printed. I was looking for a pair of running shoes for gym exercise. Since it was on sale, I decided to give it a try. I don't know what the designers were thinking when they designed the shoes - they must have believed it was cool...

Dockers Perspective is even better - Shining and stylish. I was looking for a new pair of business shoes, and I finally found them. The best thing about it is its cushion. I used to hate business shoes because they kill my feet at the end of the day. The more "professional" the shoe looks, the worse one will feel about his feet after walking in the office all day long. Style doesn't really alway come with comfort, but I think the Perspective really align the two together...see pictures for more details. =)

San Francisco Air Show and Ferrari Show

Went to San Francisco Air Show on Oct 9th, which was part of San Franciso October Festivals, We were very lucky to run into the Ferrari Show in Washington Square Park. When I said "Ferrari Show", I really mean it. It's not like some Auto Show that you merely see one or two hot shot cars that are parked on the stage and are 20 feet away from you. In this kind of show, you can really get close to the cars and sneak out some details! Yeah, that's right! - Check out the pictures in my album. It was the 1st time ever for me to see so many Ferrari cars at once. It was an amazing experience. I was too busy to post the pictures I took on that day, and it's unbelieable that I almost forgot about it until today.

Blue Angle was good. But I realized my point-and-shoot camera was not good enough for Air Shows afterwards. The zoom was too little, and the striking sound of jet engines were totally missed out when one only sees the pictures. You have to be there to experience it. Again, it was my 1st Air Show experience. Before that day, I hope there would be an Air Force base opened to the public to see the actual jet fighters. I know it was the case for some Air Shows happended in Michigan a few years ago, and my parents went to see that. It was not the case, but I was very happy anyways.

从Chinaren抄来的笑话（爆笑）

1.有两个女生到法国留学，刚到巴黎，在街上看到一个黑人从对面走来，一个对另一 个说“真黑。”那个黑人马上走到她们面前说了一句，“就你白！”

2.我朋友一再告戒我，在国外不要乱说中文。我问为什幺？他说：“他碰到过外国人 懂中文的事，已经有好几次了。”他和朋友在麦当劳吃东西聊天，正说着湖南人的话 题，因为朋友是湖南人，结果有个德国mm在边上插了一句，说：“我知道湖南人，很 好，我看过一本书。”我朋友当时吓得楞了好几秒，没回过神。他从此以后都不在外 说中文了，哈哈！

3.更强的是我一个印度同学，一次有人问他，“听说你会说中国话，是幺？”那印度人 立刻用中国话说：“你有毛病幺？你看不出我是印度人幺？我不会讲中国话。”立马抽 丫的！

4.在法兰克福的地铁上，对面坐了个高个儿，俺跟同伴随口说了一句，“那家伙腿可 真长啊……”没想到那老外居然问俺：“你有多高？”吓了俺一跳，后来俺们还用中文聊了会天。他说，“你们中国人天不怕，天不怕，就怕洋鬼子开口说中国话，哈哈哈……” 最后道别时，那个家伙居然还是用上海话说了一句“再会”，俺当时差点晕倒在地……

5.我朋友的一件真事：朋友一次到东京出差，在一个高级大厦的电梯里看到一个金发碧眼穿着暴露的女郎走了进来。我这位朋友就小声问旁边的同事：“这是不是鸡啊？” 谁料那个女郎猛的一回头用标准的京片子说：你丫说谁呢？小样儿！找抽吧？”

6.俺一同事（MM）在美国某机场，她和另外一位（也是MM）看见前面走着一位白人老奶奶，巨肥硕那种的。俩MM在后面用上海话说：“也不知道吃什幺能吃得这幺胖？”白人老奶奶回头，用上海话答曰“吃饭啊！”

7.我们一同学，在纽约，问路，一个巨pp的金发美女，很热心，还会中文，遂带着他走了一段，聊天，那同学夸奖说，你中文说的真好；那mm的回答巨强，说纽约就是中国人的殖民地，不会中文行幺！哈哈

8.上次我老妈坐地铁去前门结果睡着了到站时猛然惊醒随口说了句：是前门吗？旁边一个外国小伙子利马点头说：是前门！于是老妈下车……

9.有一次和老爸在法国才好笑，我们和4各人在电梯里，然后我跟老爸说了句，“老外好高”，那几个人告诉在法国我才是老外，现在想起来当 时真是丢人。还在在法国，我在超市里找面包，嘴里不停地在说面包，面包，结果旁边一个人告诉我“面包在那边”，我还说了句“谢谢”。在日内瓦吃饭的时候， 竟然有老外和我说广东话，而且还很标准，晕啊～

10.我朋友在电梯里碰到一个老外.那老外衬衫上三个扣子没扣.我朋友就跟她朋友说:“那老外胸毛很性感“.那老外立刻回以中文:“谢谢“.

11.和朋友在一家韩国餐馆吃饭，服务生有西瓜太郎一样的头发，被我们评论了半天，最恐怖的是在那人给我们上菜的时候还肆无忌惮的说，n 次之后，估计那人忍无可忍了，我们的炉子灭了，叫他给点火，那男人用标准的中文说“小心火，慢慢吃”，当时我们三个人疯了，楞是没听懂！他有用英语说了一 遍，我们才缓过神来，大惊！完全无语！这顿饭的后半部分都没怎幺说话，被吓的！要知道我们在那家吃到了vip，这个过程中都不知道说了多少乱七八糟的啊！ 晕死！

12.还有一次是统计课，老师教limit，下边一同学估计是没听清楚，顺口问了一句“什幺？”，老师说：“极限啊！”同学惊，我不 解。便问旁边的人：“极限什幺意思？没听过这个词，怎幺拚？”我同位也疯了，大吼“中国话你也听不懂了，limit极限啊！”我恍然大悟状。从此洗心革 面，再不敢在这个金发大胡子的课上胡说八道。

12.我一朋友在国外，当时坐地铁，站在风口太冷，就很谨慎小心的遛到旁边一外国男生的旁边，让他挡风，然后，就听那哥们说，“挺聪明的嘛！”当时她就傻了。

13.还有一个老外，楞是用标准的中文告诉我说，他最欣赏中国人在冬天的一个习惯，烫脚，好舒服啊。

14.我朋友在南大看到一非洲老外：“hello，你妈是猴儿。”老外用纯正的天津话说：
“你妈是大猩猩！”

15.那天我在这里灌水，发现好多人看帖都不回帖，心里面极不舒服，顺口说了一句
“***，不回帖的肯定是洋鬼子！（因为不懂中文）”，碰巧，我身边坐着个美国佬，他回头向我说了一句很流利的中文“朋友，你说错了，我们洋鬼子看帖都回，因为我们洋鬼子和你们都是人，是人就会回帖的，这叫人性！只有没有人性的人才不会回帖！”

Brilliant Thoughts!

I forgot where I found this article, but this person definitely has his brilliant view of Steve Jobs...Whether it is (will be) true or not, Motorola is truly the looser of this iPhone deal...Great thoughts!

iPod Nano

Got my iPod Nano today!!!

ArsTechnica has an excellent review about Nano. They actually broke the thing and did an Autopsy - Well, sure it will make some weird mature men to cry!

Another interesting news from Business Week talking about the Nano from business perspective....

Here are some pictures of my nano...Oh, and I can't wait to buy a THONG for my Nano....Hahaha.....=)

蓑

前几天口腔溃疡, 最近感冒, 今天更?...停车转弯的时候被后面的车刮了一下, 后保险扛坏了...赔款还在追帐中...烦!

处女的笑话集 (成人喜怒篇)

声明: 如果你看了笑话乐死, 本人不负责...

中年男子在暗巷抢劫一名老处女，一阵搜寻后，中年男子摇头：“你身上有没有珍贵东西？”
“ 有。”老处女涨红了脸急促道：“我是个处女！”

一个女孩，到了天堂门口，圣彼得问：你是处女吗？
她说：这当然！
但是圣彼得检查她的处女膜时，却现了7个轻微的小洞。
于是守门员问她叫名字。
她答：我叫“白雪公主”。

西安出差，看别人吃炸鸡腿和红色的番茄酱……于是就要了一份儿……买单时……小姐对我叫着……先生要的《处女第一夜》12元……

一人结婚数次,发现妻子都不是处女,便离.不知怎识别处女,请教友,友说:“新婚之夜,掏出家伙她识别,认得,不是处女,反之则 是.”大喜.及至又婚,掏出家伙问妻:“识吗?”妻摇头,再问,依然.乃兴奋告之:“此乃球也.”妻大惊,说:“这么短小的东西也算球?我见过的都比你的 又大又长.”　

有一个寡妇要再出嫁了，她要求有很多聘金，媒婆就劝她说：“再嫁和初婚不一样，谁愿出这么高的聘金去娶个二手货呢？”寡妇说：“我 还是个处女，未曾破过身。”媒婆说：“都已嫁过人了，有谁会相信呢？”寡妇说：“实不相瞒，先生的阳具短小，因此我只有在外面的半截是已婚的，里边其实还 是个处女。”"

一位老处女找来一位年轻律师写遗嘱。
她说：『我手上有一百万元，我打算花八十万元在我的葬礼上。
生前，镇上没有人理我；死后，我要每个人都看看我辉煌的葬礼。』
律师说：『那还有二十万元呢？』
老处女说：『这辈子从没有人爱我，但我打算死前用这二十万元领略
一次燕好的滋 味.....』
律师回家后便和太太谈起此事，律师太太便劝先生自告奋勇，毕竟，
二十万元不是小数目。
第二天，两人便开车前往老处女家，
律师下车后，叫她太太二个小时以后来接他....
两个小时后，律师太太左等右等，先生还不现身，便猛按汽车喇叭，一会儿
后，律师自窗口探出头道：『四天后再来接我，她决定丧事从简....... 』

这里有篇关于 男女之别 的文章处女的笑话集 (成人喜怒篇)处女的笑话集 (成人喜怒篇)

XBox 360 coming to shelf on Nov 22nd.

I Can't Image how many people will be lined up at BestBuy/Fry's for the XBox 360 when it is born to earth on Nov. 22nd...Just a few days before the Thanksgiving - peferct as a memorable gift!

I didn't Microsoft actually created a dedicated a website just for XBox 360's H/W. It's also important to point out of that the game console has more horsepower than any desktop I ever played/used:

3.2Ghz CPU with 1Mb of L2 cache, 512MB of 700MHz GDDR3 RAM, 500M Triangles/Sec. Wi-Fi/Ethernet supports, over 256 audio channels...You name it! More importantly, at least one of the which_one_is_the_next_generation_DVD is finally moving out. Microsoft teamworked with Toshiba to support HD-DVD for their next gen. game console.

I heard MSFT would charge $350 for this package, with optional 40GB HDD. I bet if any one can heck this thing and convert it to a desktop, the PC shipments in the states and Japan will drop dramatically. There is no way one can buy a equivallent equipment desktop at this price, and I don't really believe MSFT makes any penny out of the box...Oh well, do they really make lots of profit on the games? Not on today's Xbox.

Nevertheless, it still show Bill's efforts as Microsoft is definitely moving full-throttle in this market. I can't wait to see the next gen. of PS3, and Ican't wait to see how MSFT will wrestle Sony!

Fodora Bootloader (GRUG) mystery

I tried to install Fedora on an external USB drive last night, and it still didn’t work out. Then I made a big mistake by deciding to install Fedora using the “free space” on my Windows hardware. The hard drive partition was then incorrectly done, and I had to recover the whole system today, for 10 straight hours. Finally, it’s all done. I created a 20GB partition for Fedora, and the system was installed perfectly. Well, almost perfectly. Fedora’s boot loader (GRUB) chooses hd(0,0) as the default “Other” OS. The problem is, Compaq’s recovery disk puts its recovery section (D:\ Drive) in this partition, and whenever GRUB tries to boot from “Other”, Compaq’s recovery session is loaded instead of Windows XP. I still couldn’t figure out why ? This has been a nightmare. I’ve installed Red Hat 3 years ago on my old Pentium III, and it was damn good and very well self-configured. Not sure what went wrong with Fedora though.

I tried to “force” GRUB to use the command “rootnoverify (hd0,1) /n chainloader +1” instead of “rootnoverify (hd0,0) /n Chainloader +1”, which is default at the moment. The commands I used are “GRUG> rootnoverify (hd0,1) save” and “GRUG> rootnoverify (hd),1) savedefault”, but they didn’t work. =(

Anyways, until I find the solution to this challenge, I will just have to keep modifying the stupid command line in order to boot Windows XP…